But I'm not HOMO...

So I messaged this guy a while back when he was wearing something even more homo to asked him if he was gay... he l0l'd and asked me if I wanted to find out...   0_0
I said not if he were the last pixel on the GRID!!
Seriously dude ... WAKE UP AND SMELL THE GAY, because wearing shite like this...
You're TOTALLY GAY!!!!!

SL...just so rich in STUPID!

Came across this amazing w/e these people call it when they thank someone for tipping them while they basically dance ridiculously on a pole in a 3D virtual club ...
SKANKY POLE DANCER hops off of the pole and flings herself bodily at Sir Devourer whispering "Oh my God, my world is now complete, now that you have seen fit to tip me in such a generous and wonder manner" I can die now in peace
ᴿ : someone that comes off as disingenuous
ᴿ : I mean all dancers are just greedy whores anyway
ᴿ : but COME ON
ᴿ : that sounds really bad
ᴿ : its what ppl say when they mean the opposite...its called SARCASM and what she/ he typed stinks of it!!
ᴿ : OMG I can so just die now my life is complete because you gave me wtf amounts to under 25 cents
ᴿ : LMAO
ᴿ : GAWD I LOVE THIS PLACE

It got better...
SKANKY POLE DANCER: So good to see you Sir WHO THE FUCK CARES GIMME YOUR MONEY
SKANKY POLE DANCER: ...may I say you are looking so big and butch tonite grrrrrr...
[that should be worth at least 25 cents for sure]

SKANKY POLE DANCER: please enter, Miss WHO THE FUCK CARES GIMME YOUR MONEY. You will be the most beautiful thing in the room. Dazzle us all with your lovliness
[this bish is raking in the quarters!]

GET REAL...
SKANKY POLE DANCER: Masters, Mistress, iI beg you to shield your eyes ffrom the image of pure beauty that has just entered [the dumbest club full of losers]
SKANKY POLE DANCER: hands out Ray-bans

SKANKY POLE DANCER: My day is now complete now that you have arrived
guess she/he is easily satisfied if a random stranger in a chat program can make her day l0l

She or he, fails to register how fucking disingenuous and fake this all sounds!

Mischief Managed

Just a lil fun with some of my RO gear...
Not sure why but I have a hitchhiking frog on my magician hat but maybe it will be what all the fashionable wizards are wearing this season!

A simple questionnaire for all the virtual ladies...

I thought I would try to help you out a lil
If you answer yes to any of the following then you, my dear, are chatting to a player….

1) You have to wait minutes between replies (this means the person you are trying to have a conversation with has more then 3 active chat windows open at one time)
2) He has a harem of chicks standing around him but swears they are all ONLY FRIENDS!
3) If the person you have been chatting with only refers to you as Babe, Baby, Doll, Hun, Sweets or any other sick terms of endearment! This means that he chats up soooooo many other chicks he doesn't want to get caught calling you Barbara when your name is Sarah

The Madness of the Olympics

Short and sweet...how the hell can a guy fall FLAT ON HIS ARSE still win a gold medal???
Figure skating is funny and STUPID!

Yah THAT is the look of an Olympic Gold Medalist!!!
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